Irreplaceable or Bizzaroword, Is That the Question?


BizarroWord

Hello readers and fellogers, I will explain what that supposed misspelling is in a moment. I was reading a fellogers post and she has come up with a game that I have decided to participate in called “Bizzaroword”  This game is the combination of using the replace keystroke, (which she was using while doing some word processing) and one of her fellogers games called “Fictionary” which consists of made up words and definitions.

So, here is the explanation, fellogers: noun, 1. fellow bloggers. 2. blog followers.

Now that I write it out, it seems kind of lame… it sounded better in my head, which is usually the case. Now let’s get started.  Jenn with 2 n’s is hosting this game so follow the link below to get all the details so that you can play as well!

 http://thatsajennstory.wordpress.com/2013/03/16/saturday-snippets-4/

Now… on with the game.

1. Exodthem, adjective: a) the feeling you get every time you try to purchase pants and realize the oddball length of your legs guarantees upon exiting the dressing room the need to hem the bottom of the legs. (eg)

Marc waltzed out of the dressing room at Target and was wrought with exodthem as he passed the viewing mirror.

original word “Exodus”

2. Bettheyen, actually this a Proper Name… it is a Chinese Gambling game where you can “Bet the Yen” and if you win, you can get special seeds that allow trees to grow in the pavement.

original word “Between”

3. Conclthemion, Verb: ( an old English term, said while pitching Conch Shells at the Minions. a) the act or intent of causing physical impairment, preferably while wearing a helmet.  (eg)

Egads, looketh out yonder window at the minions and prepare to conclthemmion them!

original word “Conclusion”

4. Constitthemion, verb (state of being) a) the act of having ones constitution confused with mental constipation. ( Often associated with students trying to have a life while at the same time attending college).  (eg)

Mrs. Literary was caught in an onslaught of costitthemion while writing a three page essay yesterday.

original word “Constitusion” equals confused constitution

5. Ththem, pronoun… This word in most cases is pronounced them, however this adaptation may be used while having a procedure performed on you at the dentist.

original word “Thus”

6.Theyre, Proper Noun. While speaking “Pooh-Latin” this would be how you say Eeyore.

original word “Were”

7. Theme, noun: http://www.thefreedictionary.com/theme

n

1. an idea or topic expanded in a discourse, discussion, etc.
2. (in literature, music, art, etc.) a unifying idea, image, or motif, repeated or developed throughout a work
3. (Music, other) Music a group of notes forming a recognizable melodic unit, often used as the basis of the musical material in a composition
4. (Social Science / Education) a short essay, esp one set as an exercise for a student
5. (Linguistics / Grammar) Linguistics the first major constituent of a sentence, usually but not necessarily the subject. In the sentence history I do like, “history” is the theme of the sentence, even though it is the object of the verb
6. (Linguistics) Grammar another word for root1 [9], stem1 [9]
7. (Historical Terms) (in the Byzantine Empire) a territorial unit consisting of several provinces under a military commander
8. (modifier) planned or designed round one unifying subject, image, etc. a theme holiday
Presented to you by Captain Obvious!

original word “use”

8. Themurp, verb: a) group expulsion of air through the oral cavity, (usually after drinking carbonated beverages). b) to withhold or sieze use of a theme. (eg)

The holiday planning committee was forced to themurp using dog hair  for the tree decorating.

original word “Usurp”

Budabudabuda That’s all folks”   in association with “Merrie Melodies”

JT

P.S. Spellchecker is having a kiniption right now!

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About JT

I am a happily married man with 6 children and have an autoimmune disease. I hope to share my story and explore others' stories and perhaps together both of our lives will be enhanced.
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11 Responses to Irreplaceable or Bizzaroword, Is That the Question?

  1. Ha! – love it – great post – thanks for sharing! Great Way to Start a Monday and Kick Off the Week:)

  2. Jennwith2ns says:

    So. Funny. Nice job, JT! (And thank you for making me feel better about my misspelling of ‘constitution’ by describing one of your BizarroWords as an adjective and then using/describing it as a noun… 🙂 )

  3. JT says:

    Humor can be a wonderful thing …. as long as it’s funny 😀

  4. Pingback: BizarroWord – A Jenn Initiative | That's a Jenn Story

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