10. Do you mind if my Mom comes to stay for a week at Christmas?
9. Should I clean up these dishes or do you want to do it?
8. Is today our anniversary?
7. Hun, would you fetch me the paper?
6. How would you feel about a new refrigerator for Christmas…with an ice maker?
5. Can we pass on getting your hair done so I can play golf?
4. Do you mind if we play croquet with last night’s meatballs?
3. Can we let the neighbor use your bra to make a slingshot?
2. Does your wedding dress still fit?
1. Would you mind if one of the secretaries at the office borrowed your wedding dress for a Halloween party?
Now, guys, if you have asked your wife these questions, while within striking distance, and you have not yet departed this earth, I would like to chat with you because obviously you are a walking miracle or…a mirage!