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10) The devil went on holiday!
9) It took 4 people to get my clothes off!
8) The Dogs have asked for fans at the fire hydrants!
7) Birds are flying south for the summer!
6) The thermometer union has voted to strike!
5) Joggers are now required to carry fire extinguishers!
4) Tanning salons are now offering UV protection!
3) Having a vehicle without AC and vinyl seats is a fate worse than death!
2) Sidewalk egg cookers convention has been postponed!
1) Running naked through the sprinkler, while it’s still light out, has actually entered the realm of possibility!